boyishgirls:

jcoleknowsbest:

thebigblackwolfe:

bookishboi:

freshest-tittymilk:

cultureunseen:

Obama and _____

Obama and Oprah Winfrey
Obama and Denzel Washington
Obama and Stevie Wonder
Obama and Jackie Chan
Obama and Michael Jordan
Obama and Patti LaBelle
Obama and Spike Lee
Obama and Beyonce/Jay Z
Obama and Alicia Keys
Obama and Al Sharpton

The white house has never seen so many black people…

except for when it was built.

OOP

*sips tea*

why “when it was built”? 

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

suzuharatoji:

kat-nipples:

suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

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THAT PICTURE MADE ME AND JUANITO LAUGH SO HARD. HE FELL OFF THE COUCH.

is juanito okay

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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iguanamouth:

"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

It was my arrow, aimed at the chink in the force field surrounding the arena, that brought on this firestorm of retribution. That sent the whole country of Panem into chaos.

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

pilesofgryles:

whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

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no problem

Yes, I want someone who loves to read…

creative0wl:

but I would love even more if they sat back and read TO me.

king-of-moose:

kurtofskyforlife:

doctorwhedonverse:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

deans-fluffy-morning-hair:

tawnster:

These are my version of supernatural gender swap.

Sam

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Samantha.

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Dean

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Deanna

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Cas

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Castielle.

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what do u think

I dig it.

Amber Heard as fem!Dean will forever be my most favorite thing

Fem!Crowley

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yes yes give now

I can hear her voice in my head saying. “Hello girls.”

Oh god, I support that so hard

blackbladespurpleflames:

peaceful-moon:

realfvckingfriends:

the-white-bat:

praise-feeder:

What the fuck, you are fucking beautiful

~meet me at the back door just so we can talk more~

its prettier than me wtf

is this a type of fox?

silver fox

THEME