Ashley: Now I feel left out.

cosbyykidd:

juiciep:

whatisthat-velvet:

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

I’m crying.

I wonder how many of these conversations I’ve had with people lmao

I am Peele

secretlygrif:

How the fuck did Ryan go from being the quiet one to making it rain cows while laughing maniacally

Zodiac at Their Worst

mermaidastrology:

Aries - Bossy ass bitches

Taurus - Boring couch potato

Gemini - Lying gossip

Cancer - Whiny troublemaker

Leo - Self obsessed asshole

Virgo - Hypocritical bitch

Libra - Two faced manipulator

Scorpio - Raging psychopath

Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole

Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber

Aquarius - Unemotional God complex

Pisces - Manipulative drug addict 

becausedragonage:

sheparrrd:

thesembo:

I’m pretty sure the ugly mage hats are really an example of oppression instrumented by the Templar Order and the Chantry

Like a shame cone but worse

a shame cowl

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Alternate thought. 

The hats were devised as a means to smuggle snacks, love notes, kittens, etc. around the tower under the noses of the Templars. To disguise the fact that they had ample room for smuggling they were made as ridiculous as possible. 

eggtragedy:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

i just

outofthewhore-dinary:

weirdoupthestreet:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

I literally can’t, this is too perf 

oh my god

wet-monsoon:

please destroy the idea that making fanart takes less effort/creativity as making original art

kalboony:

If you ever want to write me a Lolix fic this is the thing that I like

bonus points if Felix is aro but loves the attention

"I told Ross I loved him this morning and he was like ‘do you mean it?’ it was the sweetest thing, I was like ‘of course I mean it, Ross!”

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

suckitdeadteam:

suckitredteam:

petition to name felix and tucker’s ship name fucker

GUYS REMEMBER THIS

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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um 

kizzle-chizzle:

I think this comment won it all.

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THEME